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Loki x Male!Reader
Bad Puns
Loki Laufeyson before Odinson stared at the midgardian before him, it has been 20 minutes since his in courting lover had said something that made the sorcerer freeze and give a glare that would even froze hell over three times.
“Look Loki I know you love singing but do you gotta sing so Low-key?” (MN) said giving a grin at his boyfriend from where he sat behind the counter of the kitchen they were in, for Loki to even come to earth he was sent to live in Stark Tower, where most of the avengers’ could keep an eye on him and would get immediate word from JARVIS if the said god of mischief tried to escape.
It also wasn't necessary for Tony to even tell JARVIS that if Loki tried to hurt (MN) he would be notified.
“I did not hear you correctly what did you say?”he asked giving a chuckle as he tried to keep his anger down as he watched the male smirk.
“Whats wrong? was that too cold for you?”he asked standing as the god made a step closer he gave a laugh at his cheesy as fuck puns.
“(MN) you cease these ridiculous comments!”Loki said his eye twitching as he watched the other move back more.
“Your hot and you're cold, you’re yes and your no.”he started to sing out so off key as he started to move back more as the trickster followed his eye twitching as he heard the references.
Without noticing (MN) bumped back into his lover’s adopted brother, Thor who had offered to stay and watch Loki while Tony was off in France for something he needed to do.
“Brother what has caused you this anger?”he asked as he looked at (MN) and Loki his eyes filled with startlement.
“Oh nothing Thor just that Loki needs to Let it go~”he said giving a big smile he pats the man’s bulky chest and ran off as he heard Loki shout his name in rage and Thor’s confusion while holding his brother back.
Later
“You be the thunder and I’ll be the lightning!”(MN) sung to Thor while he was trapped in Loki’s lap, the said god looked up from eating poptarts' sitting beside Jane as Darcy burst out laughing at the cheesy pun.
“But I am thunder and lightning.”he said looking at Jane with confused eyes making the said scientist laugh.
“You need to cease such things, Thor does not know the meaning behind them.”Loki said making his lover look at him.
“Make me.”he said wiggling his eyebrows at the god, with a smirk Loki kissed the mortal tenderly, as the kiss became simple it soon deepened to where as they parted left (MN) breathless.
“Will you stop?”Loki asked and the flushed male nodded.
“... Ice Ice baby.”(MN) said and squealed as Loki started to tickle his sides.
Bad Puns
Loki Laufeyson before Odinson stared at the midgardian before him, it has been 20 minutes since his in courting lover had said something that made the sorcerer freeze and give a glare that would even froze hell over three times.
“Look Loki I know you love singing but do you gotta sing so Low-key?” (MN) said giving a grin at his boyfriend from where he sat behind the counter of the kitchen they were in, for Loki to even come to earth he was sent to live in Stark Tower, where most of the avengers’ could keep an eye on him and would get immediate word from JARVIS if the said god of mischief tried to escape.
It also wasn't necessary for Tony to even tell JARVIS that if Loki tried to hurt (MN) he would be notified.
“I did not hear you correctly what did you say?”he asked giving a chuckle as he tried to keep his anger down as he watched the male smirk.
“Whats wrong? was that too cold for you?”he asked standing as the god made a step closer he gave a laugh at his cheesy as fuck puns.
“(MN) you cease these ridiculous comments!”Loki said his eye twitching as he watched the other move back more.
“Your hot and you're cold, you’re yes and your no.”he started to sing out so off key as he started to move back more as the trickster followed his eye twitching as he heard the references.
Without noticing (MN) bumped back into his lover’s adopted brother, Thor who had offered to stay and watch Loki while Tony was off in France for something he needed to do.
“Brother what has caused you this anger?”he asked as he looked at (MN) and Loki his eyes filled with startlement.
“Oh nothing Thor just that Loki needs to Let it go~”he said giving a big smile he pats the man’s bulky chest and ran off as he heard Loki shout his name in rage and Thor’s confusion while holding his brother back.
Later
“You be the thunder and I’ll be the lightning!”(MN) sung to Thor while he was trapped in Loki’s lap, the said god looked up from eating poptarts' sitting beside Jane as Darcy burst out laughing at the cheesy pun.
“But I am thunder and lightning.”he said looking at Jane with confused eyes making the said scientist laugh.
“You need to cease such things, Thor does not know the meaning behind them.”Loki said making his lover look at him.
“Make me.”he said wiggling his eyebrows at the god, with a smirk Loki kissed the mortal tenderly, as the kiss became simple it soon deepened to where as they parted left (MN) breathless.
“Will you stop?”Loki asked and the flushed male nodded.
“... Ice Ice baby.”(MN) said and squealed as Loki started to tickle his sides.
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Sherlock Chatroom (x Reader) - 8
Sherlock has logged on.
Sherlock has started a chatroom.
(y/n) has logged on.
John has logged on.
Mary has logged on.
Mycroft has logged on.
Moriarty has logged on.
Lestrade has logged on.
Sherlock: WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
(y/n): Sherlock, we all know there hasn't been any cases in almost a week, but one will turn up soo--
Sherlock: I NEED MY CIGARETTES
(y/n): Sherlock, no.
Sherlock: PLEASE!!
(y/n): No! Cold turkey, we all agreed.
Sherlock: That's a stupid idea, who's idea was that?
(y/n): Uh, yours.
Sherlock: ...
*pause*
Sherlock: THEY HAVE TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE
John: Sherlock, you've been doing really well, don't give up now!
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Sherlock Chatroom (x Reader) - 7
(y/n) has started a chatroom.
John has logged on.
Sherlock has logged on.
Mary has logged on.
Moriarty has logged on.
(y/n): GUYS! GUYS! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND!
Moriarty: Dear mother of god, you didn't go on tumblr again, did you?
(y/n): Nope, I found something much better.
John: I'm scared to ask... what's that?
(y/n): MYSTRADE!
Moriarty: LOL
John: ...
Sherlock: Is that like a disease or something?
(y/n): *facepalm* No. It's called a ship. It's when you want two people to be together romantically. It's Lestrade's and Mycroft's names put together.
Sherlock: ...
Sherlock: OH GOD
(A/N: I have nothing against this, I
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Supernatural Chatroom (x Reader) - 5
(y/n) has logged on.
(y/n) has started a chatroom.
Dean has logged on.
Castiel has logged on.
Sam has logged on.
(y/n): GUYS
Dean: Yeah?
(y/n): DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
Sam: Know about what?
(y/n): THERE ARE BOOKS BASED OFF YOUR LIVES! :D
Dean: Sonofabitch
(y/n): What
Dean: I was hoping you wouldn't find out about that.
(y/n): What, are you guys like famous or something?
Sam: God, I hope not.
(y/n): Well, it's not like there's fanfiction that's written about you. Lol!
Dean: ...
Sam: ...
(y/n): OH MY GOD THERE IS
(y/n): I'm looking it up
Crowley has logged on.
Dean: DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
Crowley: What did I miss?
Sam:
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This........ THIS. IS. MEEEEEEEE!!!!!! PUNS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE TYPE OF JOKES EVEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!! *gets a cartoon of eggs* These YOKES had me CRACKING up!
My friends did a challenge where I had to make a pun out of every item they can think of........ I won.😂😂😂😂
My friends did a challenge where I had to make a pun out of every item they can think of........ I won.😂😂😂😂